We apologize for the legalese, but to not list it would be reckless. Please rest assured that we treat users on this site in the same way that we would want you to treat us if we used your site.

The following is a list of the sections contained in the Terms and Conditions for this website:

• Copyrights
• Conditions and Restrictions of Use
• User Materials
• Unsolicited Creative Submissions
• Links to The Site
• Links to Third Party Sites
• Use of Third Party Services
• Content Feeds
• API Content
• Podcasts and Video
• Rules of Service
• DISCLAIMERS
• LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
• No Personal Advice
• Parental Permission
• Privacy Policy
• Indemnity
• Jurisdictional Issues
• Miscellaneous
• Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA") Notice
• Questions about the Terms of Use or Privacy Policy

Please Read The Following Terms And Conditions before using this website or any features of it it, including the columns, tips, surveys, store, podcasts, broadcasts, drawings, freebies, links, terms or any other features (collectively known as "The Site").

By using The Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy, please leave The Site immediately. We reserve the right to modify The Site and our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy at any time. You should check these terms and conditions periodically for changes. By using this site after we post any changes to these terms and conditions, you agree to accept those changes, whether or not you have reviewed them. If, at any time, you choose not to accept these terms and conditions of use, please do not use this site.

Copyrights

The contents of The Site are protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. This includes the contents of the Podcasts, columns, blogs, illustrations and all other features of The Site. You may not reproduce, distribute, republish, upload, transmit, display, prepare derivative works, publicly perform, sell, transfer, assign, license or use for commercial purposes any copyrighted material on The Site without the prior written consent of Goofy Foot Press, except as provided below. All rights not expressly granted in these Terms of Use are reserved to Goofy Foot Press.

Conditions and Restrictions of Use

Unless we state otherwise, you may access the materials located within The Site for your personal use only. This means you may download one copy of posted materials on a single computer for personal use or for academic or professional research, as part of noncommercial use only, so long as you neither change nor delete any author attribution, trademark, legend or copyright notice.

You may not use the content in a manner that suggests Goofy Foot Press or the author of the Guide To Getting It On promotes or endorses your, or any third party's, causes, ideas, web sites, products or services, and you may not use the content in any way that is unlawful or harmful to any other person or entity.

You may use widgets and tools on the The Site that allow selected User Materials to appear on your personal, noncommercial web site, weblog or other application, subject to the conditions listed herein.

You may also use brief quotes (less than 50 words) or summaries (less than 50 words) from this site as long as you include an active link to the site.

No quotes from any material on the The Site may be used in any media without attribution to The Site or the Guide To Getting It On, and they must include a link to the site whenever possible.

When you download copyrighted material, you do not obtain any ownership rights in that material.

While we do our best to make sure that The Site and server are free of viruses or other harmful components, we cannot warrant that bad things will never happen to your equipment, self, or surroundings as a result of using The Site, downloading information or broadcasts from it or entering its drawings or taking its surveys.

You may not use spiders, robots, data mining techniques or other automated devices or programs to catalog, download or otherwise reproduce, store or distribute content available on The Site for commercial purposes without expressed written permission from Goofy Foot Press. You may not take any action to interfere with, or disrupt The Site, circumvent security measures or attempt to exceed the limited authorization and access granted to you under these terms and conditions.

You may use the content, broadcasts, podcasts and other features of The Site only as expressly permitted in these Terms and Conditions. Any other use of content from The Site requires prior written permission from Goofy Foot Press. For permission requests, visit our contact page.

User Materials

Through the Contact page, surveys and through other features of The Site, users may post, upload, transmit and/or otherwise submit comments, messages, other text, photos, images, and make recommendations ("User Materials"). You acknowledge that User Materials may be routed through our servers, and the Internet, and may be viewed by the staff of Goofy Foot Press and on the Internet by the general public. You acknowledge that The Site is for public and not private communications.

You retain the copyright and other ownership rights in any User Materials that you submit on or through The Site. However, by submitting User Materials on or through The Site, you hereby grant Goofy Foot Press, the author of the Guide To Getting It On, and their respective licensees a non-exclusive, perpetual, royalty-free, worldwide, transferable license to use, copy, sublicense, modify, transmit, publicly perform, display, create derivative works of, host, index, cache, tag, encode, and/or adapt your User Materials in any and all media formats or channels, whether now known or hereafter devised, including, but not limited to, The Site, third party licensee web sites, over the air (on radio or television), and on mobile platforms, without payment and without further consent or notice to you. You further grant The Site, Goofy Foot Press, the author of the Guide To Getting It On, and their licensees the right to contact you in connection with your User Materials unless you submitted them anonymously in taking our sex survey, and to use your sex, age, and other information that you have provided in connection with the User Materials. (Goofy Foot Press will always make a good faith effort to disguise any identifiable information that you include in your survey responses.)

We reserve the right to screen, refuse to post, remove or edit User Materials at any time and for any or no reason in our absolute and sole discretion without prior notice, although we have no duty to do so. If we elect to screen User Materials, there may be a delay in the posting of such content to allow for a review process. If we have questions about your User Materials, we have the right, but not the duty, to contact you for further information, assuming you leave us proper contact information.

In addition, you grant each user of The Site a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to access your User Materials on or through The Site and other Content Providers Web Sites to use your User Materials pursuant to these Terms of Use.

We are not responsible for screening material posted by users for libel, obscenity, invasion of privacy, copyright or trademark infringement, accuracy, or for any other reason. We retain, however, the right to reject, modify or remove messages or other material that we, in our sole discretion, consider infringing, offensive, abusive, defamatory, obscene, stale, or otherwise unacceptable or that violate our sensibilities or these Terms and Conditions

Unsolicited Creative Submissions

We will not review or consider any unsolicited creative submissions. This policy is intended to avoid the possibility of future misunderstandings in the event that projects developed by us might seem to others to be similar to their own creative work. As a result, we must ask that you not send us any original creative ideas or materials.

While we will always try to respect your materials and ideas as your own, we cannot be responsible for mistakes or coincidences if you do submit projects, creative ideas or materials to us in spite of our request that you not. No Submission will be subject to any obligation of confidence by us, and we will not be liable for any use or disclosure of any Submission. We will be entitled to the unrestricted use of the Submission for any purpose, without compensation to the provider of the Submission.

For any User Materials you Submit, you agree to abide by the Terms of Conditions of The Site, including the Terms and Conditions set forth in the section "User Materials" above. You further agree to the representations and warranties, and indemnification obligations, set forth in the "Representations; Indemnity" section below.

Links to The Site

We encourage and permit links to content on The Site. However, the linking should not (a) suggest that Goofy Foot Press, the author of the Guide To Getting It On, or The Site promotes or endorses any third party's causes, ideas, web sites, products or services, or (b) use content on The Site for inappropriate commercial purposes or in any way that is unlawful or harmful to any other person or entity. We reserve the right to withdraw permission for any link.

Links to Third Party Sites

We have provided links to Internet sites maintained by third parties, over which The Site no control. We do not endorse the content, operators, products or services of such sites, and we are not responsible or liable for the content, operators, availability, accuracy, quality, advertising, products, services or other materials on or available from such sites. We shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, products or services available on or through such sites.

Use of Third Party Services

In some cases, The Site provides features through tools provided by a third party over which we have no control, influence, or oversight. You should only use these third party tools if you agree to be bound by their respective terms of use.

Content Feeds

The Site provides Really Simple Syndication (RSS) Feeds, and provides or may provide other content feeds on or through the Service, consisting of a selection of headlines, summaries or text blurbs, and links to full stories, which are delivered to users using Really Simple Syndication technology, other XML (extensible Markup Language) technology, or other syndication technology (individually, a "Content Feed" and collectively, the "Content Feeds"). The Content Feeds are available for personal, noncommercial use. Such use for a noncommercial web site, weblog or similar application may only occur with the written permission from Goofy Foot Press.

You may display, excerpt from, and link to the Content Feeds on your personal web site, weblog, or similar application for personal, noncommercial purposes or for noncommercial purposes, provided that (a) the links redirect the user to the The Site when the user clicks on them, (b) you do not insert any intermediate page, splash page or other content between the links and the applicable Goofy Foot Press owned page, (c) the use or display does not suggest that The Site or author of the Guide To Getting It On promotes or endorses any third party causes, ideas, web sites, products or services, (d) the fundamental meaning of the content contained in the Content Feeds, including the headlines and summaries, is not changed or distorted, and (e) you do not modify the stories or other content that are linked to by the Content Feeds. If you display an entire Content Feed on your personal or 501(c)(3) Nonprofit Corporation web site, weblog or similar application, (a) you may not redistribute the Content Feed, and (b) you must provide attribution to The Site or the relevant Content Feed provider adjacent to the Content Feed, by including "Guide To Getting It On website" or the name of the relevant Content Feed provider in text adjacent to the Content Feed. Any other use of Goofy Foot Press trademarks or service marks, the names or service marks of any Content Feed provider, or of the Content Feeds requires the prior written permission of Goofy Foot Press. For permission requests, please visit our content page. For use of the stories or other content that are linked to by the Content Feeds, please see the Copyrights section of these Terms of Use. Goofy Foot Press reserves the right to discontinue providing Content Feeds and to require that you cease accessing or using the Content Feeds, or any content contained in the Content Feeds at any time for any reason.

API Content

Goofy Foot Press enables users to access certain content, including audio, text, images and other content on The Site, and other Content Provider web sites through an application programming interface (API). Content accessed through the API ("API Content") is available to registered users only for personal, non-commercial use, or for noncommercial online use by a 501(c)(3) Nonprofit Corporation.

If you have registered with Goofy Foot Press, you may use the API Content for personal, non-commercial use, or for the noncommercial online use by a 501(c)(3) Nonprofit Corporation (which is not a news organization), provided that (a) your use is for non-promotional, internet-based purposes only, including desktop gadgets, blog posts and widgets, but excluding e-newsletters; (b) all links to API Content redirect the user to the The Site or other Content Provider web sites when the user clicks on them. All audio must be streamed from the originating servers (through direct links that redirect the user to The Site or other Content Provider Web Sites); (c) the date of all API Content is displayed with that content; (d) your use or display of API Content must not suggest that Goofy Foot Press, The Site, the author of the Guide To Getting It On or any Content Provider promotes or endorses you or any third party or the causes, ideas, web sites, products or services of you or any third party; (e) you shall not modify any API content, headlines, links or metadata included in the API Content; (f) you shall not use the API Content in any way that changes or distorts the fundamental meaning of the content; (g) you may use only a limited amount of content from the API; you may not re-create The Site, or any Content Provider Websites or any portion thereof; (h) you may not insert any intermediate page, splash page or other content between the links and the applicable API Content source's web page.; and (i) you must provide attribution for the content source (The Site or Guide To Getting It On) in text in connection with the API Content, and provide a link back to the API Content source's web site. Any other use of Goofy Foot Press trademarks or service marks, the names or service marks of any API Content source, or of the API Content requires the prior written permission of Goofy Foot Press.

Goofy Foot Press reserves the right to discontinue providing API Content and to require that you cease accessing or using the API Content, or any content contained in the API Content, at any time for any reason.

Podcasts and Video

Goofy Foot Press provides podcasts and video (the "Broadcasts") that is provided over the Internet using an XML feed and an associated audio file so that the audio file may be downloaded and played from a user's computer or transferred to a portable listening device. Broadcasts are available for personal, noncommercial use only. You may download, copy and/or transfer to a portable listening device the Broadcasts for your personal, non-commercial use only, provided that you do not modify the content. You also may link to Broadcasts from your web site, weblog or similar application, as long as (a) the links redirect the user to The Site when the user clicks on them, (b) you do not insert any intermediate page, splash page or other content between the links and the applicable page on The Site, (c) the linking does not suggest that Goofy Foot Press, The Site, or the author the Guide To Getting It On promotes or endorses any third party's causes, ideas, web sites, products or services, (d) you do not use content from The Site for inappropriate commercial purposes, and (e) you provide attribution to The Site or the Guide To Getting It On adjacent to the link. Goofy Foot Press reserves the right to discontinue providing Broadcasts and to require that you cease accessing or using the Broadcasts, or any content contained in the Broadcasts, at any time for any reason.

Rules of Service

You must be at least eighteen (18) years of age to register for drawings, take sex surveys or other social networking features of The Site; submit any User Materials or personally-identifying information on or through The Site, participate in any online contests; and/or place an order or purchase a book from The Site. If you are between the ages of 13 and 18, you may only browse the content of The Site with the consent of your parent(s) or guardian(s), so long as you do not submit any User Materials.

You may not submit any User Materials or links to material that is libelous, defamatory, false, violent, abusive, threatening, harassing, discriminatory, in violation of the law, harmful to children, in violation of third party privacy rights, or that constitutes hate speech or a personal attack.

You may only submit User Materials for which you have the copyright or other necessary rights and permission to distribute electronically. You may not violate, plagiarize, or infringe on the rights of third parties, including copyright, patent, trademark, trade secret, privacy, personal, publicity, moral or proprietary rights.

You may not submit any software or other material which contains a virus, worm, Trojan horse or other harmful computer code, files, scripts, agents, programs or device. You may not use the Service to distribute chain letters, mass mailings, "spam," or duplicative or unsolicited messages in violation of applicable laws, or to gather usernames and/or e-mail addresses for the purpose of sending unsolicited email or other communications to other users of the Service.

You may not interfere with or disrupt the integrity or performance of The Site, or other Content Provider web sites, or any portion or contents thereof, or use these web sites in any way which degrades their reliability, speed or operation, or their underlying hardware or software. In addition you may not attempt to gain unauthorized access to The Site or related systems or networks.

By submitting any User Materials on or through the Service, you hereby grant Grant Goofy Foot Press, and other Content Providers, their licensees, and users of these Web Sites (to the extent permitted by the Terms of Use) the licenses to use those User Materials as set forth above in the "User Materials" section.

You are solely responsible for any User Materials submitted using your account. We do not and cannot review all User materials submitted by you or others and we are not responsible for any User materials submitted by you or others. However, we have the right (but not the obligation) to review, screen, delete, edit and/or move any User Materials that we deem, in our sole discretion, to be in violation of these Terms of Use, or for any other reason, as determined in Goofy Foot Press's sole discretion.

We are not responsible or liable for any User Materials submitted by you or a third party. We cannot verify the accuracy of statements that users make, and do not guarantee that any User Materials have been submitted with the permission of the copyright or proprietary owner.

By using The Site, you agree to abide by these rules.

You represent and warrant that (a) if you Submit any User Materials or personally-identifying information on or through the Service, you are at least 18 years of age, (b) you have obtained all clearances, releases, licenses and rights to any User Materials you Submit, (c) there are no encumbrances or restrictions on the User Materials or their use as contemplated by The Site and these Terms of Use, (d) the User Materials, and their use by Goofy Foot Press, its licensees, and users of the The Site (pursuant to these Terms of Use) does not and will not defame any person or entity, or violate or infringe upon the copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, privacy, reputation, creative or other rights of any person or entity or violate any Rules for Use of the Service, the Social Networking Discussion Rules. You agree that you will indemnify and hold harmless Goofy Foot Press, The Site, and the author of the Guide To Getting It On, and Content Providers to this Service and their respective directors, officers, employees, members, licensees from any and all claims, liabilities, costs or expenses, including reasonable attorneys' fees, arising from (1) your breach of any of the above representations and warranties, (2) the User Materials you have Submitted on or through The Site, or (3) Goofy Foot Press's publication, distribution or use of such User Materials, or the authorized publication, distribution or use of your User Materials by The Site's licensees, and users.

DISCLAIMERS

THE SERVICES, PRODUCTS AND MATERIALS ON THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.

WHILE WE TRY OUR BEST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR EXPERIENCE ON THE SITE IS A GOOD ONE, NEITHER WE NOR ANY OF OUR RESPECTIVE LICENSORS OR SUPPLIERS WARRANT THAT ANY FUNCTIONS CONTAINED IN THE SITES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, THAT DEFECTS WILL BE CORRECTED OR THAT THE SITES OR THE SERVER THAT MAKES THEM AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS.

NEITHER WE NOR ANY OF OUR RESPECTIVE LICENSORS OR SUPPLIERS WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE SERVICES, PRODUCTS OR MATERIALS IN THIS SITE IN TERMS OF THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, RELIABILITY OR OTHERWISE. YOU (AND NOT WE OR ANY OF OUR RESPECTIVE LICENSORS OR SUPPLIERS) ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR OR CORRECTION TO YOUR SYSTEM.

APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO NEGLIGENCE, WILL WE OR ANY OF OUR LICENSORS OR SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM THE USE OF, OR THE INABILITY TO USE, THE MATERIALS ON THE SITE OR ANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES PROVIDED PURSUANT TO THE SITE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY OR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOST DATA), SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE TOTAL LIABILITY TO YOU BY US OR ANY OF OUR LICENSORS OR SUPPLIERS FOR ALL DAMAGES, LOSSES AND CAUSES OF ACTION (WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE) EXCEED THE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU TO US, IF ANY, FOR ACCESSING THE SITES.

No Personal Advice

The information contained in or made available through The Site (including but not limited to information contained in text files or in broadcasts) cannot replace or substitute for the services of trained professionals in any field, including, but not limited to, psychological, medical, sexuality, relationship, healthcare or legal matters. In particular, you should regularly consult a doctor in all matters relating to physical or mental health, particularly concerning any symptoms that may require diagnosis or medical attention. We and our licensors or suppliers make no representations or warranties concerning any treatment, action or application of medication or preparation by any person following the information offered or provided within or through The Site. Neither we nor our partners, or any of their affiliates, will be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special, exemplary or other damages that may result, including but not limited to economic loss, injury, illness or death.

Parental Permission

Much of the information available on the Sites concerns the topic of sex and may not be appropriate for children or it may not be at the level of sexual information that might be best for children. Further, the Sites are not directed to children. WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT PARENTS PARTICIPATE IN THEIR CHILDREN'S EXPLORATION OF THE INTERNET AND ANY ONLINE SERVICES AND USE THEIR BROWSER'S PARENTAL CONTROLS TO LIMIT THE AREAS OF THE INTERNET TO WHICH THEIR CHILDREN HAVE ACCESS.

Privacy Policy

We are committed to protecting your privacy and security and have explained in detail the steps we take to do so. We urge you to read our Privacy Policy.

Indemnity

You agree to defend, indemnify and hold us harmless from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs or debt and expenses (including but not limited to attorney's fees) arising from: (i) any breach by you of any of these terms and conditions, (ii) your content and materials, (iii) your use of materials or features available on The Site (except to the extent a claim is based upon infringement of a third-party right by materials created by us) or (iv) a violation by you of applicable law or any agreement or terms with a third party to which you are subject.

Jurisdictional Issues

We control and operate this Site from our offices in the United States. We do not represent that materials on the Site are appropriate or available for use in other locations. Persons who choose to access this Site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable.

Miscellaneous

These terms, together with our Privacy Policy, will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oregon, without regard to any principles of conflicts of law. You agree that any action at law or in equity that arises out of or relates to these terms will be subject to binding arbitration in accordance with the Oregon Mediation Society and will be arbitrated in the state of Oregon.

To the extent permissible by law, any disputes under these Terms of Use or relating to the Service shall be litigated in the local or Federal courts located, and you hereby consent to personal jurisdiction and venue, in the State of Oregon. A modification or waiver of a part of these Terms of Use shall not constitute a waiver or modification of any other portion of the Terms of Use. If for any reason any provision of these Terms of Use is found unenforceable, that provision will be enforced to the maximum extent permissible, and the remainder of the Terms of Use will continue in full force and effect.

This is the entire agreement between you and us relating to the subject matter it contains. This agreement may be modified only by our posting of changes to these terms and conditions or by a writing signed by both parties.

Digital Millennium Copyright Act ("DMCA") Notice

Materials may be made available via The Site or through links provided by The Site or by third parties not within our control. We are under no obligation to, and do not, scan content used in connection with The Site for the inclusion of illegal or impermissible content. However, we respect the copyright interests of others. It is our policy not to permit materials known by us to infringe another party's copyright to remain on The Site.

If you believe any materials on The Site infringe a copyright, you should provide us with written notice that at a minimum contains:

A physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed;

A description of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed;

A description of the material that you claim to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled, and information sufficient to permit us to locate the material.

Identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled and information reasonably sufficient to permit us to locate the material;

Information reasonably sufficient to permit us to contact the complaining party, such as an address, telephone number and, if available, an electronic mail address at which the complaining party may be contacted;

A statement that the complaining party has a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law; and

A statement that the information in the notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.

All DMCA notices should be sent to our designated agent as follows: Legal Affairs, Goofy Foot Press, P.O. Box 1719, Waldport, OR 97394-1719.

Questions about the Terms of Use or Privacy Policy

If you have any questions about the Terms of Use or Privacy Policy, please contact Goofy Foot Press.

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